Thursday, March 20, 2008

Goldman Sachs

Something that i found really interesting from a news site.Thought you guys should take a look at it :

# Goldman Sachs traders made infinite profits - twice.

# Goldman Sachs doesn’t wear a watch, THEY decide what time it is.

# Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after shorting Goldman Sachs.

# If you have five dollars and Goldman Sachs has five dollars, Goldman Sachs has more money than you

# 1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Goldman Sachs. Sounds like a fair fight.

# The only reason you're conscious right now is because Goldman Sachs doesn't want to carry you.

# Killing Goldman Sachs doesn't make it dead. It just makes it angry.

# There were originally five horsemen of the apocalypse. Goldman Sachs said it would travel by foot.

# Goldman Sachs sleeps with a gun under its pillow. But he could kill you with the pillow.

# Goldman Sachs can eat just one Lay's Potato Chip. Don't tell Goldman what it can't fucking do.

8 comments:

Rainman said...

Lol....you've already started chanting the Goldman mantra, I see! ;-)

germinal dreamer said...

thats a lame post, from where ever u read it
a blatant lift from
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com

Ne said...

over scene da nee :-P btw, u've been tagged! :-P

zudec said...

@brat : ha..ha.. not in the spin yet man!! still a long way to get there!!

zudec said...

@germinal dreamer : Do i look like i care??? Its worth believing and was worth a good laugh..thats all i care about ;)

zudec said...

@brat : bty.. i see that you finally cleared the trash today.. ;) great job.!!!

Rainman said...

@Warm Sea: Thanks for the appreciation on such a public forum! ;-) But yeah, it did take me over 20 mins and 6 trash bags!

pulsar said...

nice discussion.. how abt this:

Goldman Sachs facts
You want to know who is Goldman Sachs....here are the facts

Goldman Sachs makes onions cry

Goldman Sachs can delete the Recycle Bin.

Ghosts are actually caused by Goldman Sachs killing people faster than Death can process them.

Goldman Sachs can build a snowman..... out of rain.

Goldman Sachs can strangle you with a cordless phone.

Goldman Sachs can drown a fish.
When Goldman Sachs enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on,......... .... he turns the dark off.

When Goldman Sachs looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Goldman Sachs and Goldman Sachs.

Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards.

Goldman Sachs can throw Brett Favre even further.

The last digit of pi is Goldman Sachs. He is the end of all things.

Goldman Sachs does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.

Bullets dodge Goldman Sachs.

A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Goldman Sachs and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

Goldman Sachs' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Goldman Sachs.

If you spell Goldman Sachs wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Goldman Sachs?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."

Goldman Sachs can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

Once a cobra bit Goldman Sachs' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

When Goldman Sachs gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

Goldman Sachs can kill two stones with one bird.

Goldman Sachs was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.

Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Goldman Sachs can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.

There is no such thing as global warming. Goldman Sachs was cold, so he turned the sun up.

Goldman Sachs can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

Goldman Sachs has a deep and abiding respect for human life… unless it gets in his way.

It takes Goldman Sachs 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

Goldman Sachs once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Goldman Sachs could use to kill you, including the room itself.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Goldman Sachs.

Goldman Sachs destroyed the periodic table, because Goldman Sachs only recognizes the element of surprise.

Goldman Sachs got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.

With the rising cost of gasoline, Goldman Sachs is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

The square root of Goldman Sachs is pain. Do not try to square Goldman Sachs, the result is death.

When you say "no one's perfect", Goldman Sachs takes this as a personal insult.

how izzzz it?